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(Lonnie Enters)
Lonnie: I have to do a hundred things, and a quiz for Evolution of Electronic Games. But I decided, I miss you, and besides that I believe in Electronic Games Creationism. I think I'm going to have to have a talk with the school for teaching things that go against my beliefs. I believe that God created video games in seven days.
Jen: Because on the first day, He created pong.
Lonnie: Oh yeah?
Jen: On the second day He created Final Fantasy I. On the third day He created Sonic, and everyone rejoiced.
Lonnie: Especially the Sonic Fans.
Jen: On the fifth day...
Lonnie: We don't talk about the fourth day.
Jen: No. We don't.
Lonnie: Because that's when the Jaguar came out.
Jen: -laughter- On the fifth day He created Tekken 4.
Lonnie: There weren't any other Tekken's before it.
Jen: No, of course not. And on the sixth day He created World of Warcraft.
Lonnie: And on the seventh day He rested, because creating an MMO is tough.
Jen: You're telling me.
Keegan: Actually he rested all day because he was up all night playing WoW. He could 0wn n00bs. I wanna see God's micro. I bet it would blow me away. It'd be really impressive. Well, imagine if it wasn't?
Lonnie: Imagine if the first time you saw God it was really unimpressive? Like he was making a sandwich? And cutting off the crust because he doesn't like that part? And you're all like. Hey. But You MADE the crust.
Keegan: White bread? I think God's more like a Whole Grain Seven Oats kind of guy.
Lonnie: Kind of Deity? This just in, God eats Sourdough.
HAHHAHA man! BOOM, Headshot!
March 5 2005, 07:34:26 UTC 7 years ago
Anonymous
April 12 2005, 19:30:12 UTC 7 years ago
-jm